Cat + Dog = Fun - kitster's Blog

Cat + Dog = Fun - kitster's Blog - SacPaws.com http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster Read all about the adventures of my cat, Kit-Kat, and my dog, Buster. Read all about the adventures of my cat, Kit-Kat, and my dog, Buster. en-us Dogs vs. Men http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/239 http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/239 Got this in my inbox this morning and it made me laugh... If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers ...then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ... ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...then buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually .. ...then buy a dog. BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,   ...then buy a cat! Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?  Dog and Cat Diaries http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/177 http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/177 A friend of mine forwarded this to me in an email and it cracked me up...thought I would share it with you all! DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favourite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing! ****************************************************************************   CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Earth Day tips http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/176 http://www.sacpaws.com/home/Blog/kitster/176 I use my old coffee grounds as compost (or get some for free at Starbucks) and try to compost as much as I can. I also use eco-friendly laundry detergent and cleaning products.